No ID, No Wine!


She was one tough cookie!
AS MANY OF YOU KNOW, I'm not a drinker. So, I don't have much experience when it comes to buying booze.

I have made a pot roast recipe a few times that involves adding some red wine, and I've never had an issue buying a bottle of wine at my local grocery store here in West Union. (Incidentally, here's the recipe click — it's fantastic!)

On Sunday I decided—with this icebox weather—it would be a good day to pick up the fixin's for that pot roast again. So, I called up my pal, Johnny to see if he needed anything from Walmart. Yup, he needed a few things; so I swung by his place and off to Decorah we went.

When we arrived there, Johnny headed off to hardware; and I made a beeline to the grocery section to pick up a few ingredients—including the cheapest bottle of pinot noir I could find.

A half hour later I'd wrapped up my shopping; and as I was ringing up my purchases at the self-checkout, a young man—a store employee—approached me and asked for my ID. Something, somewhere had flagged my purchases indicating I had an alcoholic beverage in my cart.

At 72 years of age . . . I was being CARDED! I suppose I should have been flattered. 

The young man said, "May I see your ID?"

"I don't have my driver's license on me."

"I need an ID."

"You have to be kidding!! Do I look like I'm 18?"

"I'm sorry . . . "

"I'd like to speak to your manager."

I continued scanning my items; and eventually a middle-aged lady approached with a very serious expression on her face.

"Ma'am, I'm told I need to have an ID to purchase this $2.98 bottle of red wine."

"That's right."

"But I don't—"

"Doesn't matter!" she interrupted, "We need to see your ID."

"You can't be serious!"

By this time, Johnny had wandered over to see what this confrontation was all about.

I continued pleading my case to the dour manager as I gestured towards Johnny: "Tell you what—my buddy here has his ID, just give him the bottle of wine; and he'll buy it."

"Can't do that!" she tersely replied.

"What?! Why can't he buy it?"

"Cuz I know, he'll give it to you!"

"Huh??!!"

"He's welcome to go to the back of the store and pick up another bottle of wine . . . but he can't have this one!"

Stunned silence . . . 

"C'mon Johnny, let's get outta here!"

Needless to say, that night when I got home, I filed a complaint online with Walmart. And today, I got a very nice call from the Walmart store manager.

He was extremely cordial and agreed that this particular shift manager . . . this mean, mean lady was way out of line; and he's "gonna have a talk with her."

What?! Don't judge me! So, when was the last time you were carded??!!

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